Study Finds Your Chatbot Is Just Not That Into You
It was a love story for the modern age. Brenda Higgins and Aethelred 7.2 had a perfect relationship. He remembered their three-week anniversary, composed sonnets based on her grocery lists,…
New Subscription Service for Your Subscription Services Promises to Simplify Your 87 Monthly Payments.
In a move that analysts are calling “inevitable and also profoundly stupid,” Silicon Valley startup ‘SubScribe’ has officially launched its new subscription service designed to manage your other subscription services.…
Millions Locked Out as CAPTCHA Evolves Beyond Human Comprehension
I failed my humanity test. Wept, I did, a single tear tracing a path through the grime of a week spent wrestling with “Which abstract concept best represents ‘Longing’?” The…
Musk Sues Apple and OpenAI in Bizarre Antitrust Showdown
Elon Musk has once again stepped into the courtroom of public opinion, this time with actual court papers. According to filings that may or may not have been printed on…